The Modern High School

Student #1: "What's for lunch?"
Student #2: "Your mom's p****." (If you can't figure out the censored word, thank your lucky stars)
Me: (to Student #2) "Get out of here."
Student #2: "You want me to just go stand out in the hall?"
Me: "What do you think?"
Student #2: "I don't know."
Me: "Go to the office."
Student #2: "That's f***ing retarded!"

Sometimes, being a teacher can be really entertaining.